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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

11 Apr 2005 - Dear Sir/Madam in the 10-Item Check-out Line

07 Apr 2005 - Emergency Room Manners

31 Mar 2005 - Let's Get Rid of the Soft-Core Porno Pics

30 Mar 2005 - Sugar Daddy translator

22 Mar 2005 - ATTENTION REBEL SPIES

21 Mar 2005 - I bet you want your shit back

16 Mar 2005 - To My Redneck Neighbor: Please Neuter Your Cat Or I Will

06 Mar 2005 - Free Possessed Playschool Talking Barbeque-Sorry it is gone

07 Feb 2005 - Unicornoodle

19 Jan 2005 - UNDERWEAR GOES INSIDE THE PANTS

16 Jan 2005 - Top 10 reasons M4W isn't working out so great for me.

10 Jan 2005 - Seeking a Sniff Partner

28 Dec 2004 - To the drunk chick on Delta flight 1199 from Atlanta to Portland

16 Dec 2004 - 145,762 miles...................time for an oil change

10 Dec 2004 - My craigslist itinerary: the weekday version

08 Dec 2004 - Stay Out of my Masturbation Bathroom!

30 Nov 2004 - Hot Italian seeks Young Bitch to Mate With- m4

21 Nov 2004 - Stop trying to steal from my laundromat

18 Nov 2004 - I got my underwear snagged on the mirror of your scooter

12 Nov 2004 - Looking for some hot beaver?

11 Nov 2004 - I don’t want go on an Interview date at Starbucks

03 Nov 2004 - Draft Dodging 101 - To bugger the draft, bugger a friend

13 Oct 2004 - Fuck you, Butter Lady!

12 Oct 2004 - Free use of hunting dog for anything but hunting

03 Oct 2004 - Top Ten Reasons You Should Buy My Couch

21 Sep 2004 - My Inner Child

06 Sep 2004 - * Oooh Oooh, look here! *

03 Sep 2004 - A mangoes into the doctor asking for a vasectomy

22 Jul 2004 - Why Guys Like Smokers

19 Jul 2004 - Get the fuck off my couch

18 Jul 2004 - why I'm thinking two weeks, maybe

28 Jun 2004 - Lose Your Virginity Special

21 May 2004 - I'm so sorry Emma

13 May 2004 - PJ Stealer!

09 May 2004 - To the black jeep on Water Ave: what are you so alarmed for?

05 May 2004 - Dear Guy-With-Sock-Puppet, Please don't call again. Thanks.

15 Apr 2004 - I got yelled at by a nutcase

20 Feb 2004 - In the future, I will be missing this connection

16 Feb 2004 - missed connection with your penis - w4m

31 Jan 2004 - Alberto, fix your contact info, and call a lawyer

22 Jan 2004 - //////////////////////////////////////////For ALL you men who answer these ads -

06 Jan 2004 - Cabin Fever

05 Dec 2003 - Corporate Christmas Cheer

02 Dec 2003 - PJ- I'm mad crushing on your bearded ass. - w4m

29 Nov 2003 - To the person who stole the stereo from my crappy car (with pic)

02 Nov 2003 - Local Gay To Cease Reading Of "I SAW U"s

23 Oct 2003 - I Reserve the Right to Refuse Service

16 Oct 2003 - Under the Stairs

16 Oct 2003 - A Letter from Chip

14 Oct 2003 - Me: blond frisbee chaser, You: kinda short, soft brown eyes - w4m

06 Oct 2003 - Spudnuts #1: "To the Foil-Hatted Paladins Who Befouled My Temple..."

06 Oct 2003 - Dear Roomie: I have a huge-ass crush on you - w4m

04 Oct 2003 - Tall girl looking for short men

16 Sep 2003 - To the BEST/WORST ever!

16 Sep 2003 - To the guy I left standing on stage alone

12 Sep 2003 - Lines of evidence that my boyfriend is a cat

02 Sep 2003 - Why I didn't like you

02 Sep 2003 - Seeking man with no income.

29 Aug 2003 - To the guy who puked on the Max earlier tonight...

28 Aug 2003 - Dear dogs

15 Aug 2003 - My upcoming birthday - m4w

08 Aug 2003 - Goo-goo, Gaa-gaa - m4w

08 Aug 2003 - My strange night of missed connections exes

04 Aug 2003 - Dishwasher with mysterious past looking for new home

30 Jul 2003 - nobody missing me?

28 Jul 2003 - An open letter to the boys I've lied to

22 Jul 2003 - for sale: My Kitchen

22 Jul 2003 - Hypodermic Needle...

21 Jul 2003 - Lazy good for nothing seeks chronic nag

08 Jul 2003 - Spelling Clarification

08 Jul 2003 - We use your name as a verb

02 Jul 2003 - your smile ruined my day - m4w

27 Jun 2003 - Somebody is pretending to be you

23 Jun 2003 - Thank you, Tri-Met

23 Jun 2003 - Two Homosexual Orange Tabby Cats!

23 Jun 2003 - Kinky encounter in the grocery store

22 Jun 2003 - Allergies- You Win!!

22 Jun 2003 - For Sale: Several Years of my Life

19 Jun 2003 - To the guys who responded to boob fairy

11 Jun 2003 - I need you Art Institute financial aid pamphlet girl

16 May 2003 - They kicked me off the onion personals

23 Mar 2003 - Scrawny Redhead Lookin' Pa Nub

14 Mar 2003 - Batman seeks deep, meaningful, LTR

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