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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

16 Mar 2014 - Death Chair

29 Nov 2011 - Dear Attractive Women's Union: - m4w

14 Nov 2009 - Advice for all those nice guys - w4m

31 Aug 2009 - a cartoon for all the girls i see everyday - m4w

26 Aug 2009 - Someone Didn't Steal My Bike!

12 Jul 2009 - Looking for a Real Bot - b4b

14 Dec 2008 - Lets get married tomorrow - w4m

15 Feb 2008 - Museum Quality Microwave

29 Jan 2008 - Take my bees, Please

23 Nov 2007 - AN ANGEL IN THE POST OFFICE

20 Nov 2007 - Seeking the heart of the librarian? - m4w

12 Sep 2007 - it's not what you might think! (MC at the STD clinic) - w4m

10 Aug 2006 - Vote in the 1st Annual Turd-Off!

20 Jul 2006 - MC: my hood and your bumper. w4m.

29 May 2006 - Rant: Some Advice from Your Criminal Defense Attorney