I'm hoping someone in the area can help me. One of my neighbors in my apartment complex has left their van with the window cracked in the best spot possible of the entire complex. About 2 months ago management reached out that cars needed to be moved from one section of the parking lot for maintenance and some asshole took an A class parking spot to leave their dilapidated van to just sit there. Now I have to park over 300 feet from my door so this van can just sit dormant.
Heres the plan:
They left their window cracked about an inch and i'm looking for 10-25 snakes of that size to feed through the crack into the van to give them a "surprise" when they finally get this piece of shit out of my yard.
I promise to also send mice and other critters through the window so the snakes can stay well feed and hopefully grow.
I swear to god this is not a joke, Im so fucking irritated. I will do anything to make these peoples lives HELL
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